The Importance of Being Educated

November 3, 1994
Rectangle. And a square. Are a shap. And there are other shaps.

November 15, 1994
Math is esy like if I go 3+2=5 or 4+2=6 that is math.

November 21, 1994
Reading is very iptrnt and books tell you about lots of things.

March 10, 1995
Today I'm gonna eat lunch with my teacher because I read 100 books. I can't wait until It's time. I will have fun. I hope I rember to be polit.


Guys, I don't know what happened, but I don't think that math is "esy" anymore. But I certainly love to draw shaps. And I'm always reading! Always reading my textbooks, and yes, they do tell me about lots of things. Things that will probably be on my exam, to be sure. Additionally, you can all see that, indeed, even then, I was a nerd. I'm not even ashamed. Nerds are awesome.

Anyway, education is very important because:
a) You learn things that you can apply in every day life or at least in a trivia board game.
b) More and more places are willing to give you more money if you have a piece of paper (or more) sayin you're educated.
c) Being educated gives you things to talk about at cocktail parties. Also, you are probably invited to more cocktail parties if you're educated.
d) Learning is FUN!

Education: It's The Best.